1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

On the other hand, Trump would likely have the support of neither party in Congress, which means he would, at best, be one of the least effective POTUS in modern history.

Obviously he was referring to Sporting Kansas City.

First he praised Missouri’s football teams, but I did not speak, for I had no idea they still had football teams in Missouri.

Oof. Cheap shots fired (in a parking lot).

The bigger joke is “productition.”

Whenever I see people criticize Portland for having hipsters and artisans and craft beer and mustaches or whatever, I shake my head, because a city without hipsters is a shitty city where hipsters don’t wanna live. Do y’all LIKE living next to a strip mall and drinking Budweiser and wearing Walmart’s best bespoke…

I thought this was the NFL and not the three stooges.

Now that I think about it, I'm probably more worried about Tim Burton than Michael Keaton.

At least they made the World Series, and weren’t swept in the NLCS

If the Mets lose this proves the NL was overrated ! As bad as we did this year 7 teams were worse in the NL

Hah.

This is absolutely the correct reaction.

They're just mad over how piss poor their team has played this year.

Could have been worse, the priest could have pulled something else.

Tim Tebow: [throws slice of bread]