Is there a single picture of McConell where he doesn’t look like a geriatric sea-turtle struggling to hold in a fart?

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

I legitimately don’t know what any of that means. And I’ve had more than one surgical terminations to pregnancies. And a resulting hysterectomy. None of that language makes a bit of sense. “Surgically abortion-free” is not a thing. It never has been.

When Mother Nature sweeps her pandemic scythe across the fields of the human race, the remnants of the other species of this world will stand and cheer our demise.

“How is this confusing to people?”

Because they look back fondly on owning humans and treason.

“I also know there are many people who fly the flag in their yards or have a symbol on their truck and it’s not a racist symbol to them, it’s about their Southern heritage.”

He was also pro-apartheid. Let that sink in.

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

This time I’m make a mental effort to forget the perpetrator’s name and remember the victim’s.

I posted this down in the grays, but it bears repeating. Two important issues to consider.

Man, thank God we kept the Clinton family from increasing its personal wealth through the presidency, amirite, guys?

Let me do the math for you.

*Caddy runs over, picks up the ball, and places it in Wieter’s glove*

“Manufactured” or not, this is just a bad look for United. Yeah, yeah, we get it— there’s a pass holder dress code—but you won’t even give some lip service about “looking into updating our policies” or something? Leggings—that’s the hill you want to die on?

A lot of people really don’t want to understand that Arabs aren’t a monolith. I don’t get their determination; it’s not like we think all Black cultures are the same, and we certainly accept that not all white cultures are identical. But haters gotta hate, I guess.

There are almost two dozen countries in what is considered the Arab world and the treatment and clothing styles of women in each is very different. They aren’t all wearing burkas and niqabs. Young women in Lebanon, for example, dress just like Americans — tank tops and jeans (ie. bare arms).

The cover is stunning!

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

I know. This didn’t even enrage me. I just thought: well, they finally said it out loud.