She likes to dress like this. The only part of being a celebrity I’d be good at is dressing for attention.

So the interesting thing about Beyond and Impossible, which started the trend, is that vegetarians and vegans aren’t actually their target market--it’s meat eaters. Which is why they have a stipulation that grocery stores must sell them in the meat section, not the tofu section. They want to create something so…

I'm vegetarian but I used to eat meat. I don't recall my burgers bleeding. 

I like Sarah Jessica Parker. She has always seemed like a bubbly, bursting with enthusiasm theater geek (I was a theater geek myself, although nowhere near as ebullient), and anyone whose dating history includes Robert Downey Jr., JFK Jr., and Matthew Broderick clearly has smarts and personality.

.....idaknow...i think your Mom was a pioneer #Defender of the Sex-Doll Industry....she didn’t want those #WhoreMannequins stealing business from vinyl doll needies....

I work hospitality in her neighborhood and frequently encounter her and her husband. Broderick’s super unassuming, and she’s always been lovely and generous and chill. The collective local service industry pretty much universally adores her. Once one of my coworkers complimented SJP on the way she smelled, and the…

Haha! Your mom is coming from a place of principles at least. My mom disallowed Three’s Company which, as a kid, led me to assume it contained racy adult content that was going over my head. I later learned it was just because my mom thought the show was silly, and my viewing habits were otherwise largely unsupervised.…

That’s the only thing I could focus on- because she doesn’t have big breasts (I don’t think), so oh my, are they pushed up.

I was going to say the EXACT same thing.  Ouch. 

Um, just a tiny thing called tailoring

I’d wear this to the ball where I have to dance with my fiancee, who is NOT my one true love.  He’d say something boorish and then I would run out into the dark gardens where my one true love would find me.  

It has shape.  Too much, even. 

That top picture looks like her hands are inside her dress and the wrists bent down in the center.

Srsly! I'm sure the dress is nice and all, but I can't get beyond the physics of those boobs. She must have a pretty intense under-boob corset on or something? How are they staying up like that? I need answers. 

“Oh shit, how are we going to afford more coke if that happens? Make the call.”

Are her tits getting bigger or is this the illusion you pay for when you buy an expensive dress?

Geez, in the first picture I thought she sitting down with a pink comforter wrapped around her and those were her knees.

My boobs hurt just looking at the pictures.

That makes it even worse then. *vomits in lap*

There are still movies to this day I haven’t seen for that very reason. I think it’s a mental block of some sort!