I need to be part of a couple. I'm just happier and take better care of myself. Maybe if I was still 25 I'd go to therapy and learn to "date" myself or whatever but I'm too tired and old to unpack any of that. I'm just going to bank on my partner not dying until I'm old enough to die too.

I realized I was saying “Duplo” in my head while reading this article and kept thinking “hmm, big legos”. I have not heard of this person before. I’m not saying that in the disingenuous ”I’m too cool to know them” way. I really haven’t ever heard of him. Good luck to him and his plane of sandwiches though.

I realize my comment rubbed people the wrong way. I didn’t mean to sound cruel, but I realize it came off that way and dismissive of someone trying to share their feelings. I missed years of school as a child due to sickness and having to stay home to take care of my siblings. I had to do a lot of self teaching from…

Kristen Stewart's brand of swearing annoys me.

I wasn't being a grammar nazi, but okay.

New York hasn't been portrayed that way in decades 

So, xanax!

Please don’t encourage anyone to get pets that aren’t emotional support animals certified as such.

I grew up in a trailer park and live in one of the most poverty stricken places in the US. I am not looking down my nose from at him from an ivory tower.

What do you get out of trolling and being contrary

This is an odd take. 

I think it’s Kelly. And this post wss unecessarily bitchy.

His writing is pretty awful. Ariana Grande seems to be barely literate too. Is this the result of them not going to school because they were working child stars?

I read an interview he gave where he basically said he knows people say he looks like he smells bad, but he smells really good. I believe he smells good, but also strongly of alcohol. He can afford soap and good cologne.

I read an interview with Johnny Depp amd he said he’s tired of people saying he looks like be smells bad because he smells “really fucking good”.

I'm not sure I 100% agree, but I enjoyed this comment very much.

Lol...well, you kinda got me there. I’ll click on anything!

Great response. You seem like a very empathetic person. Hopefully she didn't cause permanent damage to that woman.

He is a relic from the days of Tracie/SlutMachine and her takes have aged like a half gallon of milk left out in the sun.

Jezebel isn't just all vagina all the time