I was slightly put off my fiance when we started going together because based on his texts it seemed like he could barely spell. It didn’t make sense, he spoke intelligently in person. It turned out his phone was broken lol. Make sure it isn't just a fucked up phone before you dump! Lol

I was slightly put off my fiance when we started going together because based on his texts it seemed like he could barely spell. It didn’t make sense, he spoke intelligently in person. It turned out his phone was broken lol. Make sure it isn't just a fucked up phone before you dump! Lol

I actually like gravy with fries but your dad is nuts (and hilarious).

WOW

I don’t know! I felt kind of guilty after I posted it like I was shaming him for having bad dirty talk. I didn’t intend it that way. And this is totally anonymous anyway!

Peter Facinelli is perfectly sleazy enough for this.

150 and 160 pound cats!?

Adorable!!!

In all seriousness, that’s not why he is an ex. It was just kind of absurdly hilarious (no, I did not laugh in the moment- that would be very rude.)

I honestly can't tell if you're stupid or confused.

She should have retired under Obama.

That was the most uncomfortable I’ve ever been watching a trailer lol O_o

I don’t blame you. That would have really annoyed me too! I had a guy basically assign me chores when I stayed over at his place once. No thanks.

I don't know why but I really liked this story. It's so oddly specific.

I hear what you're saying, but the average man is 5' to 5'10 in many countries. 6'4 is way above average. I'm 5'9 and I prefer dating taller men too, but you or I wanting a man 5 inches taller than us really isn't wanting exactly what she has statistically.

I just self consciously checked my nails ready to feel offended lol. Nope, long finger nail beds. 

My ex once ex exclaimed, “You have titties like Salma Hayek” in the sack. While I appreciate a compliment as much as the next person...no. just no.

LMFAO this is a winner!

That’s hilarious!

Lmao