You’re really salty and vulgar.

I laughed.

I agree. 

Starred for numb bum.

Lmao. This should have more than 1 star.

“So farts can escape” made me ugly laugh

“As a card carrying fatass" rotfl. Nice.

That's one way to keep guests from camping out!

Burninator's wacky bedspread saga is still cracking me up.

Isn't she now an American citizen though?

This is a very misinformed and misguided statement. 

This is how they caught two kids who killed another teen on Bones. Broken hyoid! Man, that show was never great but it lasted way too many seasons. 

LOOOOOOOL 

I want you to really be her dad so badly hahaha

Lmfao. Usernams checks out. I want to believe!!!

If this woman is not jailed, she should be shunned everywhere she goes. And I’m normally against this, but all servers should spit on her burgers/all her food forever.

I wish this really happened lol

You’re going to be eating that hat.

To me that quote sounds like it stems from insecurity. The person who said it sounds like they secretly feel they're lacking something in not having a daughter or they're uncomfortable with other people viewing them as lacking.

I rolled my eyes so hard at that.