Is avocado toast just avocado sliced on toast? I could really go for avocado toast right now!!!

I liked this story a lot haha

You’re nuts but hilarious 

Sorry, I wasn’t implying you should have read or didn’t read the comments. It just struck me as hilarious that nobody could get past that because it was so glaring!

Thank you for giving me an explanation that both made sense and cracked me up.

Sometimes I feel like Jezebel has gotten mean or over the top, but then I remember SlutMachine posting things like bragging about not telling her boyfriend she had herpes or a problematic article about whether or not Roman Polanski was actually a rapist and I’m like 🤔

I don’t get the tone either, lol. That was weird.

Lol, half the comments are that it says meditation

I just wanted to say I see your comments frequently and usually enjoy them. Then I look up to see who posted it and buttstuff666 never fails to make me smile.

I am truly grateful for you taking the time to give me this perspective. I didn’t realize how much I was treating disability like it was a death sentence, as though people don’t live full and happy lives unless they’re “perfect”. My child could have a hearing or vision impairment not the result of drinking too. Thank…

What do people who fuck with their socks on do? Maybe I should stop taking mine off. 

The comment and your response gave me laugh I really needed.

Hahaha

Thank you for the kind reply. I have been open with him about my drinking problem...he does want to help me stay sober (I have stopped now). I’m terrified the damage has already been done. He said he will still love me even if something is wrong with the baby, but I can’t help but think he’s being naive to think he…

Thank you. I have stopped now. Part of the reason I have been drinking the past month is that I was told I had a miscarriage. That was a mistake (I either miscarried a twin or became pregnant immediately after I miscarried). I started drinking again after I “miscarried” and have stopped now that I know I am pregnant…

I am considering all options. I really don’t want an abortion, I just wish I had never drank at all (that is not a real option obviously). I don’t think it was clear in my post- I have stopped drinking. I initially found out I was pregnant very, very early. I quit drinking. I experienced bleeding and cramping and was…

Thank you so much for sharing this. I don’t think I made it clear in my post- I have stopped drinking now. I found out very early I was pregnant and stopped...a week later I had some heavy bleeding and was told I likely miscarried. I started drinking again that day. A few weeks later it turned out I was still…

Thank you for responding. It gives me some hope. I really really appreciate you sharing this with me.

I have stopped. Despite my heavy drinking, I have somehow never had very severe detox symptoms. I don’t go to bars or have many friends so it’s not hard to just not keep it in my house. I will be seeking more support too. Thank you for answering.

Thank you, jinni. We have talked before under another username. You are always kind and I appreciate you responding.