Hipsters of Humanity: Curse of the Hanukkah Picasso, starring Ashton Kutcher.

It’s three dimensional, it’s automatically a cube!

I predict, that if this linocut gets sliced up, because of the particular image on it, being demonic of sorts, each recipient will be cursed. And the curse will only come undone once someone gathers all the pieces together again. But they won’t for decades, and the curse will claim many lives. And then we’ll watch a…