As a parent, star.

You know, what if her kids are assholes? Maybe they had it coming.

*quietly recalling all the times I rode in the back of our station wagon laying on the floor and wondering how I’m alive....

It’s so true. There’s no other motorsport where the entire field of cars is expected to average above 150mph for three hours on most race weekends. It takes some seriously skilled people to build a car that can withstand those speeds for that long, and one focused athlete to keep it under such precise control where a…

I started to like NASCAR when I stopped being a racing snob and actually made the effort to understand how it work.

nothing like surfing Jalopnik on the following hardware:

It was honestly a good car when it came out in 2001. It was stylish, decent bargain, reasonably equipped, and fairly fuel efficient.

As someone who’s actually owned a PT Cruiser, I can actually speak to it with some semblance of credibility. They do not deserve the hatred that they receive. Mine was reliable, quick, fun, and extremely practical. I owned an ‘03 PT GT with a 5-speed Getrag manual. It surprised more than a few SN95 Mustang GT’s...full…

When your grandparents are all like “you whippersnappers don’t know what cool is these days,” they’re talking about the 1963 Pontiac Grand Prix. Also, drugs. But partially the 1963 Pontiac Grand Prix.

Beat me to it. Wonder how much boost that puppy’s crankin out.

He’s back.

You know, if we start putting lifeboats on ships, captains are going to start thinking it’s OK to start ramming them at partially submerged rocks.

In the Australian Open, the balls roll back into the bunker counterclockwise.