Wish I had my own hype-person following me around. This beats having Terminator Preston Garvey following you around trying to kill you 24/7 though.

The Witcher: It Follows

It’s a lifelong sentence of pills cocktail and marginalization.

I can’t stop laughing at the one guy with a “NI” banner.

Is there any reason why you aren’t running the judge’s photo rather than Brock’s (whose mug makes me retch at this point)? Is it a matter of privacy/safety or what?

Rotary all things.

...Really?

I just... really? That’s your takeaway? That they’ll only make a 5hp model, and call it quits?

That’s a terrible thing to say about Adam Savage.

He looks like Adam Savage after an accident involving a particle accelerator and a wad of silly putty.

I do not feel bad for Chris Evans.

Me too. But then again, I feel bad for anyone that looks so much like the textbook definition of "smarmy."

The Audi owner is accustomed to replacing control arms every 7 miles anyway, so they just gunned it and got the weight transferred to the rear.