It...it looks like a cross-over made from a Nissan Pulsar hatchback and an 80's vintage Camero. I kinda like it, and feel terrible for doing so.

The cleanup from Zombie Events is just the worst...

Theres potential for some nice SciFi fanfic in answering that question.

The theme music for my high school experience. College was great, but middle and high school were just the worst and most wasted years of my life...

GAAAH! WHYYYY Jason? I thought you were a better writer than to use the phrase “one of the only”. The phrase is internally contradictory, and its use suggests to me that the person employing it is not paying attention to what they are doing. (Alternatively, they are ignorant, and need to (re)take high school English,…

The writing uninspired, the acting wooden, and there’s a general lack of creativity. LeBlanc is not exactly comfortable on camera, but he’s shining next to Simon Pegg’s graceless cousin Chad Brett Chris. But hell, there are how many presenters for this show now, and we saw only two of them awkwardly doing things in…

Amazing. Torchinsky’s first involvement—apparently—with Jalopnik is a result of him being weird. Who woulda thunk it?

They have presence, get decent mileage, come with a V8, comfortable, and Jermey Clarckson didn’t like them. What’s not to appreciate?

Sold for $8500 (included here for random posterity.)

“Kvyated” is a perfectly cromulent word.

I have this. Alternately infuriating and depressing.

Theres a car in that picture?

Small overlap and roof strength impact were what did in my Corolla in college. (Wasn’t may fault, there was a Ford Expedition dropped on me. Long story...) Glad to see that useful work is being done in these areas, not so happy to see a fugly 2016 eurostang.

QFT

Whats worse is the surgery to implant titanium spiders that will hold bone together and outraged nerves that might never go away.

This is also the Los Angeles level of Hell you are complaining about.

Seriously, you don’t need an excuse to post pictures of classic Alfas. Also, I very much agree with you on the console shifter. I just wish that I could have fit in any of their cars well enough to drive.

I’m thinking, you might be nearish to my grandparents house. My grandfather bought new in 1983 or so a Mazda RX-7 and its still in the garage. Hasn’t been driven since 1997. (It’s a stick, and neither my father or I are short enough to fit in the drivers seat.) You maybe interested? Its gotta be in better shape than…

Sooo preeety...

Great. I get it. I’m an Old now.