ZOMG! TEH FEELS! THE DYMANAMANAMASISMS1 SUCH WOW!

I had to watch twice. Kept getting distracted the firs run thru by the Edgerton reproduction on the wall over his left shoulder. A beautiful, stunning, and vastly powerful moment caught on film that I’ve been entranced by for years.

Immortality is not always a good thing.

Honestly, I’d rather have a the 1930’s version than the contemporary one. The modern iteration is almost a caricture for “oversize horribly expensive personal luxury coupe”. Yes, the suicide doors are awesome, yes the interior is nicer than the inside of your home will ever be, but the car doesn’t really stand out.…

When the badge says “Ford Contour”. (That was my own personal, tremendous, error.)

You cant shoot customers (as much as some of them may deserve it) the moment they walk in the door. Thats a huge mess to deal with, inevitably blood and viscera would get tracked into the dining room and it would just go downhill from there. Everyone knows you need to execute problem customers on the *front lawn*.

“After two hellish weeks working the salad bar at Burger King, where I sliced my fingers more than the tomatoes...”

I just bled from my eyes and its all over the keyboard.

Idle curosity, but why is this filed to “long lost concept cars” rather than “OH GOD WHY”?

“...she exited the car through a window (I really wanted to say ‘defenestrated’ there, but it just didn’t really work...”

This is terrible. Now kids with real tanks in their garages will be invading skate parks and shooting at helicopters, leading to...

“...and takeout food from the best restaurants in Newark...”

Sooo, yeah. We have the well-worn gif of Bug cutting Florida off, but that doesn’t really seem to be an option for Texas. What are our other possibilities?

For years now, I have had the heretical idea of getting a Cobra kit, and building it around a pair of electric motors and a big damm battery pack. Or failing that, a turbo’d six. (Why? because /everybody/ that gets a Cobra kit has this silly fetish with big displacement V8’s, and I want something that stands out.) The…

I am all in favor of affordable boutique car (re)manufacturers turning out new and wonderful stuff the giants are too afraid to try.

“...Was that so hard?!”

Hooray...state-protected idiotarianism.

sounds like an episode of, well EVERY episode actually, of Invader Zim

Know who is missing here? Hellboy and Rasputin.

You mention exotic toys, but not the best of the all: