It looks like the offspring of a drunken three-way between a B1, a Typhoon, and an SU27.

What you describe as "Lovecraftian goat people" is a slur against one of three factions in WoW that have never seriously screwed over anyone else. (The Tauren and Gilneans being the other two, unless there is something that I missed about the Tauren.)

And something new for my quote file. Thank you!

Hey, at least she didn't ask for a glob of "that Ranch dressing there"...

pronounced "kip-ot-lees", of course

Its a Range Rover, so no, that was a perfectly reasonable question to contemplate.

Isn't it cute how Republicans are allegedly so very interested in eliminating big government, keeping Big Government out of the lives of The American People—until it involves the private lives of the aforementioned American People?

How does the hair color of the person making my coffee matter? The finger and wrist jewelry thing I understand and approve of, frankly, but ear/facial piercings are not dirty, having weird tats is not itself dirty (the imagery may be, but that's another matter) and if someone has a hair color that does not naturally…

Bonus points for quilted panels.

Not so scary if you have a couple carriers in the area.

"Doc Holiday. He's a charming psychopath, a drawling and quick-witted gentleman who really only enjoys getting drunk and killing people."

I caught this on TV once. Previously, I'd seen Walter Matthau only in crud like "Grumpy Old Men". Which must have been depressing for both leads to make, aside from the paycheck they earned.

Wow...Its the Real Life version of Veridian Industries.

The cake is a lie.

"Cinnamon" and "whiskey", regardless of their proximity to "propylene glycol", do not ever belong together. Cinnamon never should be put into whiskey. I will borrow Spider Jerusalem's bowel disruptor to make this point should it become necessary.

Hey, no one said you had to have all your drinks served in coconut shells with little paper umbrellas, and frankly, coconut schnapps is the work of Evil (redeemed by coconut rum in strong coffee with a little cream.) All I am trying to say is that coconut milk is delicious, wondrous stuff, and it boggles my little…

Juiced potato is a nice binder, and can be used to firm up fruit dishes. Potato flour can be used as the base for pie crust, which can work particularly well with some varieties of mince. Lastly, potato pancakes (especially if you use sweet potato, in which case add a little vanilla too) fried to a rich gold topped…

oh...thank you so, so much

This comments section needs more Pho.

Its like boiled cabbage, only less interesting. Its like chronic depression in a bowl.