I’d star this 100 times if I could.

That’s a great commentary for another post. Saying “Don’t feel too bad” to me is a pretty horrid thing to say, even though it was meant in jest. And while you speak truths, its completely out of context for a story like this. Go talk to one of these girls and tell them “Listen, its ok. Trump being President is…

“Don’t feel too bad?” FUCK YOU. Donald Trump has nothing to do with this. Take your political rant and shove it up your ass. Casting a vote as an adult and bitching about the outcome isn’t remotely the same as a young child being sexually assaulted.

Dude shut the fuck up. You’re belittling what happened to these girls with a misplaced comment on politics. If I could vote you down 1000 times I would.

I hate soccer and the batshit crazy fans that are psychotic over it. I hope they all go to prison for the rest of their lives.

Nerium is the bullshit MLM around here. The ridiculously photoshopped before and after pictures are laughable. I hate it and the women who sell it.

The faces he was making are easily explainable:

As soon as we roll the clocks back you’ll bitch about how you hate how it is dark so early. I love DST, fuck you.

This is going to suck. PG-13? Seriously? Scott needs to move on. He proved with Prometheus that he doesn’t have the ability to direct films like this anymore. Guarantee you this film blows.

Celebrate the passer here, not the scorer. It always bugs me when I see plays like this and people are hugging the guy that scored a layup. The point guard created a bunny for me which he should always make. Celebrate his speed to the basket and finding his teammate for the easy score.

Jennifer Lawrence just seems so fake now. I used to really like her but I honestly can’t stand her now.

Katherine Keener deserves a lot of praise for her work here. She’s always great, but she was really great here as the Mom constantly trying to get into Chris’s head. When she said “sink” the very first time it sent a chill up my spine.

She starred in Suicide Squad. Such an important movie....

Give me a break. “We are the only profession that celebrates what it means to live a life.” Get over yourself, your an actor, nothing more and you aren’t saving the world by starring in films like Suicide Squad, you’re making things worse.

The Academy needs to move on from Meryl Streep. There are a lot of talented actors being overlooked because they feel obligated to give her a nomination every year. We get it, she’s a great actor. But let’s not nominate her just because she was in a movie every year. I’m sick of it, and so is everyone else.

The only way the Lakers aren’t good again is if they bring in bad players that aren’t any good at being good and winning is good if the goal is to win.

Thank God Katy Perry finally gets it. I mean where would we be without the ultra rich, marginally talented singers such as herself be without her voice of reason?

This article is clickbait.

“I masturbated and then watched....” I’m pretty sure that could be the phrase used by 99% of the Deadspin staff on what they did for Valentines day.

I’m honestly surprised there was room for anything up on stage besides Bey and her ego.