To cover her back privates?

That is an absurd garment.

But I bet you never looked at Paula Deen and thought “Damn; I can see her front privates.”

Never once have I looked at Paula Deen and thought “Where did she get her clothes?” in anything but a derogative manner.

That isn’t intentional. Trump’s extended political campaign has led to some pretty serious self-tanning shortages in many states.

It’s only her hair in the sense that she bought it.

Exactly, if she is beyond race this whole incognegro thing was even worse cause there was no point! She’s a liar that relished all the attention she was denied as a mediocre white woman.

*begins to type. Sighs. Backs away from keyboard*

Since 2013, police have documented five incidents involving Mercer at the property.

I actually hate that “You can’t love someone into loving you” is shockingly resonating and relevant to me, at this immediate moment in time.

I love the over-the-shoulder side eye courtesy of Guy in Melon-Colored Pants. He is a side eye Jedi Master.

The real story is in the background of that picture.

Reading Khloe’s comments was sort of tough. I’ve sp not the Las few years in a relationship with someone who is struggling with mental illness and addiction. He’s doing pretty OK now, and has been alcohol free for over a year and heroin free for six months. He had a rough few days and is actually at the VA hospital…

I have really enjoyed the NY Daily News this election season. They have been super delightful in their hatred of Ted Cruz.

he’s going to do a business

“I didn’t mean to attack people in New York,” he said, according to the New York Times, emphasizing that he meant the policies, not the people. “I love New York.”

That Daily News headline tho.

(I was pretty behind on bubble blowing too. My parents made me stop trying because they were convinced I’d choke to death)

(up until about 10 years ago I could only reverse whistle. Literally sucking in air and making a “hoot” sound. My first real whistle was revelatory)

Ugh, you just know that Mr. Peanut photoshopped that thigh gap.