I am going to pay for this wall you want built.

“I don’t want to say he’s ignorant, but perhaps he’s incredibly stupid and talking out of his ass is a more appropriate phrasing.”

It’s okay! Ben Carson probably glamoured you to confuse you with friend problems so you wouldn’t write negative articles about him. He’s always doing that! You should have tried to steal something from him: his car, a handkerchief, the beating, bloody heart he keeps in his coat pocket. You would have ended up…

eh, it helps pass the time at work. Also, I now know how to make a gallery wall in my house. THANK YOU WAYFAIR.COM!

Girl Interrupted? Nah. She was just playing herself again.

Helen! No!

The Academy also isn’t shy about nominating fare that many people avoided - I think “many people haven’t seen it” is an artless dodge.

She has always been iffy for me. Her comments about rape a few years ago did her no favors. I always side eye her and Kate Winslet.

It dies, and something else takes its place.

Players go from city to city, adding more and more famous people to the stage for the ultimate in #squadgoals. The winner is the one player who can convincingly act shocked every time she receives an award.

I don’t know. If I wanted some fake experience where I got to pretend to know Taylor Swift and have some pre-recorded generic interaction with her for her own material benefit couldn’t I just date her?

“Oooh! I want one of those hoodies!”

ded.

As a woman, it is hard to argue for equality without agreeing that women should have to register. So bring it on. Give us the same rights and requirements as men.

I love how he was practically literally speechless last night and needed to regroup with people to figure out how to maintain his brand image.

“I was like, I can’t just ask somebody for a new pen while I’m doing this!”

“I, uh, as I was writing down [his name], my pen ran out of ink,”

To be honest, I didn’t even know there was even one Rita Ora album. I thought she’d only released singles at this point.