I have never been more excited for a new year in my life.

He was probably using that newfangled social media ap: Splatchat.

Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

Dear citizens of Kentucky,

“Because stopping abortion and gay marriage is more important than me having insurance.”

selling it as “bar-to-bean.”

So they issued an open letter just to say “We’re not changing a thing, you meanies!”? Well, that was probably a better use of their time than making shitty chocolate.

My first question was, HE HAS FANS?? WTF.

The president doesn’t need to know everything, but there are certain things the president needs to know. A basic understanding of the most lethal tool of the presidency, the power to end life on earth as we know it, is one of those things.

Falling into vaginas?

I think something inside my brain just broke.

Ethan and his momma on the lam-ski

What are the odds that mom and Ethan can’t be found because they are on the lam, in Switzerland? (or somewhere equally fancy that lacks extradition to the U.S?)

Seriously, wtf is wrong with people? I wish I had a more in depth comment but I don’t because I just can’t wrap my head around the idea of threatening violence against strangers because you disagree with their job.

you know... you take the good. you take the bad.

To the people who claim cultural appropriation is a silly buzzword, well, here is literally the best example you can find of it; selling the work of an indigenous people as your own and giving them no benefit from it at all.