Same here, after a short period of confusion and, ultimately, disappointment that it didn’t actually turn cotton into gin.

I remember learning about the cotton gin just fine without having to actually clean cotton myself. 

No, this dude is too soft and preppy-looking to drive a truck. This guy drives a Tahoe, Grand Cherokee, or some mediocre full sized American crossover like a GMC Acadia.

Ken-tleman was particularly delightful, for me, since I had yet to encounter that little gem!

Missionary and in the dark is no way to go through life, son.

No Oakleys, no facial hair, and married to a Jewish woman from New Jersey? Not the bro-dozer type. He drives a big boring crossover that’s as basic as his bitch.

Pure poetry.

Later that night, he fantasized about what he saw in the pool while his wife pussywhipped him for not standing up for her.

Well, I think we found the archetype for “bro country fan.”  Also, I’d bet a crisp $100 bill that he drives a lifted bro-dozer that has never seen any surface less pristine than a mall parking lot.

That is the look and posture of a man who understands he’s one comment away from catching hands for a whole group of Karens. lol

“Gentrifier from the block" knocked me out. Perfect.

(meanwhile, on the low, he’s secretly thinking “go on...”)

Killed it with that flow!

This is the reason I don’t go to public pools. Between nudity, loud voices, cursing, noisy children and PDA not one member of the modern public knows how to act in public.

“clueless, hueless and now-swimming pool-less” and “Gentrifier from the block”....

I thought something similar when I read that. Who says the media are Gods and why is he not talking about ticket sales as well?  That was a strange statement indeed.

Which is exactly what trump that slimy grifting POS did time and time again.

I mean, she’s 40. Pretty remarkable that she can play at the level she does at this stage in her career.

Exactly. Like any profession where you have a contract, you have the right to renegotiate better terms for yourself if you find yourself in a position of power.