He probably thought they were talking about his imaginary friend, John Barron.  

You can’t bully Barron because he doesn’t do jack shit, but you can bully Greta because that skinny bitch was asking for it by talking!

Thinner Jason Whitlock. Game Over you win. Oh they both have issues with hair. One has suddenly enrolled in The Jermaine Jackson Hairplug School of Beauty & Blackification and the other is Professor Emeritus at The LeBron Hairline Reclamation Academy. Yeah I know why ESPN kept his ass over Jemele. The fact that she…

He looks good with a little weight on him.

Am I the only one that was wondering what Jon Bon Jovi did now?

My only concern with that is that it implies that being smart is an antidote to racism. Smart people are just better at hiding it, even from themselves.

He’s gonna be working out with a medicine ball and boxing a kangaroo in his next ad. And then he’ll put on a record for a group of brown toddlers so they can learn words. 

Gotta say this about Uncle Joe:  He always wins the feats of strength on Festivus.

Well was a.... COLOR COMMENTATOR!

that’s much better than I thought it would be. Spectre was such a disappointment after skyfall so here’s hoping they can get the ship back on track before they hand it over to lynch.

i cant wait for the day when i read his name is followed by “was grisly murdered during a fight he started”

They laughed at him like a DOG. And Princess Anne? She don’t know Trump.

She resigned. Ran to Bloomberg. And then shared her resignation letter with the NYT. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was the source for all of the weekly obits the media has been writing about Sen. Harris’s campaign since September. They got what they wanted though. As far as I’m concerned, this is a problem for the…

I don’t know Kelly Mehlenbacher. I do know that I would never hire her for anything, including cleaning my apartment, as she will probably tell everyone that I am messy af and there is no clear direction for my living space.  

You are hilarious. 

Yeah...where are the idiots in the gray section who say that if you don’t want to be shot by a cop, don’t be a criminal? This little punk murdered a cop and got arrested without incident?

I was thinking more like ‘Je.

Unless, you know, ‘Ye thinks he is Jesus. Then all that shit makes more sense.