Sending Scott Mendelson my #ThoughtsAndPrayers

Dylan was, is, and shall always be a better rapper than PShitty.

Yeah, the bombs have been going off on the East side (mostly black) all week and no emergency alerts from my iPhone. Not one. One goes off in a predominately rich white neighborhood (nowhere near me) and I get an emergency alert telling me to stay in my house... Someone’s got some splainin to do.

If a crime documentary is made about him, will they call it “Red Lining Fever”?

Used to work for them, figured it had to be that or Investments.

Remember when we had a White House with a President and First Lady who seemed to genuinely love each other and basically every family in the adminstration seemed normal and healthy?

That was immediate divorce proceedings material, right there. I would have punched him and filed for divorce the next day for that. You’re politicizing a 3-year-old at Halloween? And setting her up as a possible hate target while you rile up your worthless, toothless white trash base?

I hope the kids can get away from him. He already tried to take little Chloe’s Halloween candy.

For serious, this no-chin-having shitheel gave her a FREE engagement ring he grifted from a jeweler for doing a tacky stunt in a NJ mall. For paparazzi! That she didn’t run right there is unthinkable. I think I’d have thrown up on him.

Two words: due diligence.

He sounds like a guy that stocks all the bathrooms in his house with single-ply toilet paper, but keeps a stash of Quilted Northern (which is owned by the Koch Bros.) under lock and key just for his own tender butthole.

She probably thought she was marrying money and ended up with Scrooge instead.

London’s where the greatest portion of the (dirty) international money is/is laundered, mon ami.

Uh, the Under Secretary is now also shit-canned because he made the mistake of telling the truth (no, I’m not joking):

OK but nobody does blow and then eats pizza.

Ayo, fightin’ words.

Replace ‘might’ with ‘is absolutely, even if Gay him/herself’. :(