always a ny jet. get well buddy

Things would have gone differently if the kids had stolen his property for sale on the were black market. Officers would have shot the kids market.

OK I haven't read through all this yet because I had to stop and mention how much I cracked up at "I have no idea. I don't know how long you're supposed to cook chicken at a million degrees."

I can't be the only one who thought the first CA movie was the best of the solo-Avengers films, can I? Thoroughly enjoyed it.

Lohan just gave away her share of the revenue from "The Canyons".

Bit of advice. Don't be That Guy. No one will talk to you at parties.

You don't seem to understand how jokes work.

You don't seem to understand how college rivalries work.

and Newton—a supremely talented athlete who doesn't fit nicely into any kind of mold—is their next logical target.

Is Piper really supposed to be the relatable one? Boy, have I been watching it wrong.

To make matters worse, Chris Broussard was seen in the lobby screaming at the manager to change the name of the hotel.

Pain relievers are PEDs. They are drugs and your performance is better than it would be if you hadn't taken them.

How is Curt Schilling not describing the use of a powerful performance enhancing drug here?

I don't think the word "buff" should ever be used to describe Sklyer.

"I am so ashamed [that there was video evidence]."

I love that Simmons doesn't care about controversy. Doesn't back down from Rivers, tries to talk about the Decision and gets mysteriously cut off when the Heat win the title, always willing to brutally honest about anything (including ESPN) on Twitter and on his podcast.