Osbourne had called her former co-host Julie Chen “wonton”

This reads as a rude awakening for the certain type of white women who strenuously believed that the police work for them.

I’m not a fashionista, but my first impression was “Rebooted J-Lo” and further examination is not changing my mind.

As a Canadian, reminders that we’re still part of the Commonwealth are jarring and weird. But on the list of political priorities, re-opening the constitution to get the legitimately powerless figurehead out of the way is not something I’d enjoy. It’s prime territory for grandstanding and assholery, not to mention the…

I could not care less about Chris Harrison. He could commit his life to a remote madrassa and I wouldn’t notice. But can we please stop doing “Person X isn’t doing what they’re famous for for 15 minutes of the day” stories? They are less than meaningless.

“It could be somebody asked a stupid question. Rather than being a total racist.”

You don’t have to satisfy two people; ideally, everybody is helping satisfy everybody else.

That’s what annoys me about this shit. He could just read a book, or talk to someone at the local community college. He doesn’t need to talk to Michael Eric Dyson. That’s how you know it’s bullshit. I hope Dr. Dyson at least got a nice fat check out of this.

Paris Hilton, famous for being famous, a spoiled rich kid trading on her family name and plastic surgery, chooses to get some exposure off an appearance with a famously abrasive late show host. An abrasive late show host she has been purposely avoiding for years, for obvious reasons. At said appearance, the obvious…

This guy sucks, but being a soccer player means spending an awful lot of time out in the sun. He’s probably just tan.

It’s a very tender, intimate form of contact. People are very sensitive to face touching.

Have you tried running
these people over with your
car? It’s effective.

I was ready to go full cringe at the start of the Britney video. Her spins were wobbly, her eyes looked unsure and unfocused, and the voice in my head was just one long “Oh nooooooooooo...”

“It’s weird for women to discuss issues important to them, amirite?!”

I certainly don’t have facts to add to this conversation, but I’m not convinced by that argument. The premise of a GGW video is that these girls want to show their bodies. They’re in public places or well lit spaces in front of a photographer. These aren’t peeping videos. The viewer doesn’t “get to see” their bodies,…

Why do they make these things so dumb? He got defensive about systemic racism. It’s the speeding ticket of racial issues. He doesn’t need to “step away”, he doesn’t need to be “so sorry”. It would be 10x more helpful if he acknowledged the truth of what happened - someone said “that was racist” and he panicked.

Celebrity Apologies Get Britney Spears Exactly Nothing

There are many weird things here, and that is certainly one of them.

Maybe!

I’m guessing here, but I’d imagine that if your hair is glued to your scalp, the hair will not “grow out”. Not normally, anyway. If the glue isn’t removed, she may end up with profound damage to her scalp.