Celebrity Apologies Get Britney Spears Exactly Nothing

There are many weird things here, and that is certainly one of them.

Maybe!

I’m guessing here, but I’d imagine that if your hair is glued to your scalp, the hair will not “grow out”. Not normally, anyway. If the glue isn’t removed, she may end up with profound damage to her scalp.

the founder of the Marvel Cinematic Universe

I have a shadow of a memory where medical insurance requires you to sue somebody so their insurance pays for part of the process, or something? Is this a thing?

This is almost certainly incorrect. The glue will have gone below the surface of the hair and bonded to her scalp.

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Pink, meanwhile, is ham-fished in his public behavior

I just assumed they figured the next administration would revoke their ability to drill there before the investment paid for itself.

Ok, I’ll bite. Why is “Totally healthy people have died,” bullshit, exactly?

It’s disgusting and unappealing, and it sends a bad message to our children.

I’m a big “learn how to do it yourself” Dad, because learning how to learn is a priceless skill. But an equally important part of the process is building confidence so the kid believes in their self-sufficiency.

“I give him facials,” Davis said.

Why would you give him the benefit of the doubt? Every time he’s asked about it, he points out his hypocrisy then blames his alcoholism. When pressed, he repeatedly acknowledged that he believed what he said. It’s been the same song and dance for decades, with the only change being a hand-waving “I had ceased to be…

That’s what I don’t think you’re understanding. This person is your friend. So, when your friend dies by suicide, you are very sad. You are going to miss your friend! You have direct, shared experiences with your friend, and those will always be the first thing you think of when you hear their name. And you will have…

Some people are consumed by jealousy?

I think there’s a pretty direct parallel to say that Chris Pratt is the Chick-Fil-A of Chrises. 

I will never not feel a measure of sympathy for the friends of people who turn out to be secret abusers.

+1 for glorious Ebert shade.