I disagree, kind of. Trump the Elder is all about Looking Strong, and Winning. So Junior’s macho posturing would be effective if Pops was capable of giving a damn about anyone but himself. I’m sure he approves of it in a casual, devastatingly unsatisfying fashion.

I liked “Wine Country”, even if Tina Fey was criminally underused.

I love Mary, but I always dread her live performances. She is... um... “imprecise.”

Darth Vader is not a “massive black phallus”

Bunk Morris and Whip Schulz used to wax their moustaches with chumps like Vargas.

Humbling Bangers Played?

That would be a good alternative if he could effectively summarize the differences in their campaigns briefly. I suspect the nature of the cable news interview makes it really difficult to be effective and brief.

You keep saying “solely” and “only” regarding supporters who prefer a female candidate, but he never does that. He starts and finishes his answer by saying that there are other factors, and never claims that the ones he lists are the most important.

Ray Ratto can’t wait for tonight’s NHL draft and the ill-fitting gray suits on uncomfortable-under-TV-lights prairie lads.

Because the alternative is saying, “She’s gaining ground because she’s presenting well-developed policies that people like,” or “People prefer her style of communication,” and pointing that out is a very poor campaign strategy.

But he says the exact opposite of that. He says that there are some people who would like to see a woman succeed, then adds her relative age (8 years younger), and finishes with “There are a lot of factors out there.” It’s not reductive! At all!

Why would you sell “cleansing” when most of the science behind cleanliness and the human body reveals that the vast majority of these products are fundamentally unnecessary?

Zo & Grandmama would like a word

Great story! Thanks for posting it 

I mean, it’s ripe for the taking. Great name, colourful face paint (rainbow-ready!), no need for actual licensed gear to make it effective... Handled right, it could be a great FU to all the right people.

It’s the most thin-skinned overreaction to the slightest criticism. “Hey, maybe tone down the celebrations when you’re up 10-0.”

This answers a question I’ve been wondering about for a while now. Thanks!

Usually it’s only allowed while you’re wearing skates, but we’ll let it go this time.

“The WNBA is the best league in the world, so every player wants to play here,” Xu said.

Puck fate ?! “Puck luck” is right there, and you go for puck fate?? I mean, you’re the professional writer, but...