As a nerd/jock hybrid, I never fail to be disappointed by the stereotypes many nerds hold about physical fitness. I love this article, and just want to say that there are assholes and cliques in every walk of life; you can’t let the small-minded folks get you down. There is no shortage of people who love to introduce…

He’s a victim of the shooting, because he’s dead. It isn’t the word I’d choose, but it’s not wrong.

I had a great “¡Szabados Gigante!” tweet ready, but now it’ll sit in my drafts for four years.

That’s an edited video, it had to be seen by at least a couple of people before it went out.

Example #689 that the key to being a hero is grip strength.

The peanut butter police? The Patriots Boobs police? The powerbomb police?

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Our society loves to punish. Loves it. Punishment solves every problem. Punishment never fails, it can only be failed. Recidivism? Jail wasn’t punishing enough! Delinquency? These kids have been pampered, they should have been punished. Welfare? Obviously just lazy, poverty isn’t harsh enough, otherwise they’d work.

“What Do we want?!”

As a former Winnipeg bouncer, my favourite stories to tell are about American misadventures in my bar. Your business is always appreciated!

+1 Excellent use of quotation marks.

Oh God. Is that Rosie Ruzicka’s kid? I’M SO OLD.

Reasonable? You aren’t reasoning, you’re feeling. And you feel like the Swatter you empathize with should get off on a technicality that doesn’t exist. That’s why you ignore the reasons presented to you that are inconvenient.

The side that realizes this screen shot is from after he touched the ball.

Does ignoring info that doesn’t fit your gimmick count as a super power?

Anglophile?! IF you’re raised by English parents, they will teach you English traditions. She’s not an Anglophile, she likes tea and has childhood memories involving Wimbledon and beans on toast.

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If Santa spends even one second in each household, he couldn’t handle a single major metropolitan area if you gave him from 8pm to 8am (43,200 seconds). He needs either super-speed or time distortion powers.

The Calgary Flames getting moved to Quebec City might destroy this nation.

I couldn’t vote for Travis or Whitlock for that reason.