He is ADORABLE. I just want to smooch him with kisses. Even my daughter thinks he’s got lovely hair “all wavy like the seas - swoosh!”

Tried reading his novel (Galveston) recently and got through the first 5 pages before giving up. Never read anything so cliched in my life.

Dose wittle cheeks! Wittle cheeks! And that curly hair! Rich baby or not, he is adorable.

So, I guess when deadlines are approaching time isn’t a flat circle.

No to split hairs or say he might not be right in this instance... but I should point out that John Travolta also believes that 75 million years ago, Galactic Overlord Xenu brought millions of his people to Earth, stacked them up in a volcano, and blew them up with nuclear warheads, and that now the souls of those…

It’s plausible that the whole thing was staged, but I hate Steve Harvey SO MUCH that I reject the conspiracy theory in favor of continuing to laugh at Harvey for being a dumbass. Learn to read, dumbass!

YES! I completely think that Steve Harvey did it on purpose. When was the last time you remember talking about Miss Universe? WHEN? and now everyone and their brother is talking about it.

Just leaving this here so everyone can consider what an utter fucking moron this guy is. My theory is that he’s literally too stupid to have come up with this on his own: I buy the conspiracy but no way he acted alone.

This is the kind of conspiracy theory I can support. No one would have cared about this stupid pageant otherwise so I'm inclined to believe this.

yeaaaaah i was part of a bridal party and we did this for the bachelorette. the bride is indeed lame and boring but nice. the class was the same.

All bachelorette parties are lame. All of them. They are the worst. The only one who is convinced hers was “actually really fun” is the bride and her long-suffering best friend who had to plan it, whatever the activity is. Ugh.

I know I sound judgey right now but whenever I see facebook pictures of a bachelorette party at a sip and paint class I feel like the bride is super lame and boring and I want to rescue her bridesmaids.

I do not find Brody appealing, but Scott Eastwood is fiiiine. It’s a shame he seems lame in every other way.

But would the younger doggies understand that the droopy pants style originated from the dog pound and didn’t really make you a bad ass dog?

And why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower, but otherwise not wear pants?

Is that why he prefers walking around on all fours with a collar and is a mute?

Pluto’s into some weird shit.

I TAKE THAT BACK

THE REAL QUESTION IS

Why does Goofy, a dog, can wear pants....why does Pluto, also a dog, not?

Where are Donald’s pants?

Just what are they trying to pull here, anyways?!

Well it really depends on the dog.

For the mouth part of your face!

Don’t fuck with the sloth, Sir David. They may be slow, and they may not be violent, and they may only poop once a week, and they may not be scrappy, but...