What? Cosmo taught me the Upsidedown Cowpoke/Buddha Belly Pat/Hogwarts Hogwash combo. Never fails.

Darn. I was really enjoying the idea of secret bumper sticker messages. It’s like the opposite of those 1990s “No One Knows I’m a Lesbian” t-shirts.

“WE ARE MILLENNIALS,” (the back of this one says, “Engage, share truth, apply scripture,”