As a southerner, I find the idea of Catholic schools being aspirational interesting. I always got the impression (from tv, I’m sure) that every middle-class Catholic kid went to Catholic school. Our high-end private schools are typically Episcopalian or Presbyterian, but the religious aspects are almost completely…

The Ramirez one is remarkedly similar to my own assault. And yes, all women have at least one story. 

Susan Collins is a fucking Aunt Lydia and always has been. 

That would actually make sense if the ceremony is happening in Canada. New York doesn’t have jurisdiction there, so a NY marriage license wouldn’t do them any good there.

I fully expected this article to include Jimmy Buffet’s new medical marijuana, Coral Reefer.

I actually had to come down the AT approach trail from Springer Mountain to Amicalola Falls in flip flops one time. My choices were barefoot, flip flops, or bleeding heavily into the boots that were shredding my heel. Other than the one stick I kicked, it worked out just fine. 

Having a child doesn’t make you special. Just take a look at all the other people who have somehow managed to do it. 

I have been straight up made fun of at a trail head for having a legitimate day pack by someone wearing a 1980s era Jansport. 

My mother had this car in the beige on beige. I’m surprised no one has mentioned the issue with the gearbox. Hers had to be replaced within 5 years of having it, so they bought a new Maxima instead. That one had some really fun electrical gremlins. 

Totally just ordered one off Amazon to use on an upcoming beach trip. 

So my husband is from the same town as TO. I haven’t heard them say anything bad about him, all they talk about it the house he bought his mother.

She’s going to drop her foundation and ruin that interior. Also, I assume this was a collaboration with Sephora. 

Jeep Wranglers where I’m at. 

I get dismissed every single time I point that out, particularly as it applies to Melania and Ivanka. 

Way more useful than that stupid nose frida.

Are Slavs white now? This is getting really hard to keep up with.

I’m not sure how much safer you are given how many of the hospitals in Texas are owned by the Catholic Church. It’s not a place I would ever want to be pregnant. 

Not to mention all the get whatever celebrity’s arm muscles stories. I can’t squint any harder and I still don’t see any muscle there. You still don’t see actual muscular women in those magazines.  

Were you playing fast or slow pitch? A lot of that stuff just isn’t allowed in slow pitch softball in general (stealing, bunting) and leading just isn’t allowed in either. 

The co-ed softball team I played on had the same boy-girl-boy-girl requirement, with the addition of all boys must hit opposite handed. Everyone loaded their team with switch hitters or left-handers no one noticed. A girl (usually me) always gets stuck catching.