And an actually ripped woman.

Fucking thank you. They said the same thing about Gal Gadot in Wonder Woman and it wasn’t true then either.

If it’s not this one it will be another, they won’t stop until they get what they want.

Welcome to the reason I’m having a kid this calendar year, while I still have an insurance contract that covers it.

I believe you mean rich white men.

I have killed every plant that has ever come into my house, but I haven’t killed or seriously harmed a dog yet.

To be fair, when they started this lawsuit the trumpocalypse was completely unfathomable.

When I was in high school there was motivational speaker making the rounds who lost both legs because he was t-boned while in a Jeep with no doors. Would have been the mid-90s.

Only until those grades come out.

I actually just discovered that she’s at Georgetown. Does this mean daddy didn’t get her into Harvard or Yale?

Well it got her into fucking law school, so I would say she’s grifting with the best of them.

It’s going to be tied to funding for the border wall, which is why it won’t get through.

Not just you.

I’m not convinced she’s actually fluent in English.

And set herself and the hospital up for a nice lawsuit.

This. Most custody agreements include standard language prohibiting one parent from trying to alienate the kid from the other parent.

Yes, less than 50 employees.

Nope, it’s not too early. I think there’s even a test for before you miss your period now. For me early pregnancy wasn’t noticeable at all, except for implementation which involved cramping and spotting.

My employer isn’t even covered by FMLA, so I just have to hope that after six weeks I still have a damn job. My husband is planning on taking FMLA in January to get the kid to 8 weeks before daycare.

I remember Due South. I don’t think he had any actual jurisdiction. He was just a consular employee of some sort. The cop he sort of partnered with had the jurisdiction and technically made all the arrests.