I have not forgotten who I know voted for Trump. He will come for them at some point, and I will be there pulling a Nelson Muntz.

As I recall the rumor was that he was looking for a seat on the board at Home Depot or Delta.

It’s an issue a lot of states are having. Georgia for instance passed this same stupid law in the same manner, but our governor had the sense to veto it. By sense I mean he was most likely positioning himself for a corporate position after he was term limited.

I don’t think anyone has forgotten. It’s more like, why couldn’t President W. have acted more like retired President W. The retired guy seems alright.

I don’t think those last-minute-on-the-fence people existed. I think they were I’m-voting-for-Trump-but-I-don’t-want-to-be-called-out-for-being-the-racist-fuck-that-I-am.

Did you leave out a digit or something? $12 for a setting of flatware is cheap.

Correct.

Annie Thorisdottir

Their system is so confusing there’s an app for people to check if they’re related to someone before dating.

Also, twins Adam and Eve.

I’ve known more than one Rhett Butler.

Pretty sure they were aiming for the Civil Rights Act and just can’t math.

I know several people who voted for Trump specifically because he promised to ban abortions. Don’t think I’m not waiting for them to post something about their health insurance so I can remind them of who they voted for.

Everyone with a college degree is routinely struck during jury selection where I’m at. Somehow an education makes you unfit for service.

Well, some of us tried, anyway.

I know where it comes from. I also know that it doesn’t really matter anymore. It doesn’t have any real force.

I think the real question is why is NYC still providing any assistance? You know they are never getting reimbursed for that shit.

It’s required in my school district for a parent to be at the bus stop during pick up and drop off.

“What’s really sad is that compared to the vast majority of my friends and family, I know my husband contributes more than most of the men I know.”

This is literally my strategy. The only things that get done in my house with any frequency are dishes, trash, and laundry. Everything else happens maybe once every three months. Dirt doesn’t bother me; I can hold out longer than he can.