I’m waiting on the prairie style Laura Ashley dresses to come back in the US. It’s already a thing in Japan.

As a former divorce attorney, you can usually spot a false accusation from 100 yards away. Oh, we’ve been mediating your child custody for 2 hours and now you mention that he’s a meth addict?

I have a two car garage, but it was built so small you can barely get a mid-sized 4 door sedan in and even if the car does fit, you can only open the doors on one side.

When my husband did the whole ask for permission thing, my mother asked if he was sure and called me a brat.

Please send mounties (they do all look like the guy from Due South, right?).

Did Georgia ever get theirs from the tornado outbreak?

No post involving Tituss Burgess is complete without this gem:

I use it because I know how much it annoys a certain type of person. Like how I would use fuck every other word around the preachy person who told me women shouldn’t curse.

Finally, something I am moderately qualified for.

There’s an elderly couple in South Alabama that has been using my SSN for almost 30 years. They don’t seem to have ever tried to use it for credit purposes, so I don’t really care all that much.

I believe Coca-Cola as well.

George Wallace actually tried to redeem himself late in life. The last time he was elected he received over 90% of the black vote.

Wouldn’t have fucking mattered anyway. His mother was American, so he is also American.

I’m not sure what state this was filed in, but as a famous person she would also have to show malicious intent.

He was sort of the cornerstone of the English national team for quite some time.

Sinclair Lewis was amazing. I would also suggest Elmer Gantry for a look behind the curtain at how evangelicals work.

I think she has to meet him, but she doesn’t have to invite him to stay at the palace.

I have no idea who DJ Otzi is, but the original song Hey Baby was written by Margaret Cobb and Bruce Channel, and recorded by Bruce Channel in 1961.

They did open the roof for half time.

I think H is for Heil.