I’m guessing there are security rules that prevent you from covering your face in the building.

See also Texas, the southern half of Florida, and maybe Kentucky.

I actually did that not once, but twice in high school. In my defense, both times were at night.

Did they go out of their way to find the least flattering photos of those women possible?

See also specialty shops for proms and beauty pageants.

The thing is, she didn’t learn anything from the Margaret marriage debacle and basically repeated it with Charles and Camilla.

I watched it, but holy hell is she absolutely not a likeable person in it. You’re The Queen for God’s sake, stop letting your mother push you around and stop pushing your sister and husband around because they’re the only ones you can control.

TL:DR Because we’re fucking idiots.

Well, they are still Mormons after all. Some lack of critical thinking is pretty much implied.

They lost a bundle in a discrimination lawsuit about 15 years ago.

I think the rest of us will make sure they see the error of their ways. If I’m going down, I’m damn sure taking as many of them with me as possible.

I resemble this remark.

Some lucky ass people got authentic bags off ebay. So jealous right now.

That version was primarily written by the guy from Old Crow Medicine Show.

My parents were the same way. They just wanted to pay for whatever, not help me sell shit. They also refused to fill out the forms for free lunch every year. Said we would never qualify and their income wasn’t the school’s business. Schools get something for how many applications they turn in, so there was always some…

At least you got to cross-stitch. All we did was sell cookies and sing stupid songs. Couldn’t even sing the damn things around a campfire like the boy scouts.

Yep, you sure sound friendly.

“extremely friendly”*

Isn’t that one Easter?

Not true. I know people who rent there.