Not that odd. I grew up in a town with 3,000 more people than this one and we had one cop, who was really old and really fat. If he pulled you over he would use the loudspeaker to try to get you to walk back to his car so he could write you a ticket. People would basically play chicken with him, betting that he would…

It’s nice in theory, but some of us have sort of fucked ourselves. I left a job that paid a lot more to get married. I’ll never not have a job, so I can survive without him, but he makes so much more than I do that my quality of life would really suffer while his would only increase.

My husband already pulls this fucking shit, no way I want to add more to my workload.

You’ve just summed up one of the things that really puts me off having children.

Whitney has always been an executive producer. Pretty sure he’s the one who picked who would be on the show.

Is she already wearing the wedding band as well?

She also called wine, Jesus Juice, like a thousand times.

I don’t think Landon’s hooking up with Thomas. I don’t even think 1/8 of these people are even friends with each other. They were just thrown together for the show.

Hey, I still wear my puffy vest.

Cycling jackets (and jerseys) have these big pockets in the back, so I just put them in there. I’ve seen cycling jackets that even fold up to become fanny packs. The sleeves just zip on and off. There is a company doing magnetic now, but their fabric is a bit too noisy for running.

I like the look of the sleeveless jacket, but I don’t really understand why it exists. It’s either warm enough I don’t need anything (even if raining) or is cold enough I at least need to start out with sleeves. Think I’ll stick to my cycling jacket, with it’s ever useful removable sleeves.

I was merrily running down a paved recreational trail, no headphones, no nothing. Glance behind me and there was a cop car just driving behind my slow ass. No clue how long he was back there; I was oblivious to the engine noise. I stepped off the trail and he passed me.

How about “I’m arresting you so I can rape you.”? We should just comply with that?

This is why I’ve never understood the term middle aged. If life expectancy is 90, then middle age is 30-60, or exactly 45. That’s how math works.

A message from my cousin’s wife after I blocked him. That WAS a good one to hide, Facebook. Now if only you would let me read it without telling her I looked at it.

Believe that’s the mugshot from the probation violation.

Do schools ever vet those speakers? We had a speaker in high school go on about purity in the creepiest manner. Also had one in graduate school go on about how women shouldn’t wear pants ever; one of the prosecutors in the OJ Simpson trial wore capri pants during opening statements and that’s why he was acquitted.

As I recall from Under the Banner of Heaven, that’s a popular belief in the Mormon fringe cults.

I’ve written more than one response that involved the words “batshit insane” that someone else had to edit into something useful because I just couldn’t.

Words have meanings. I cannot pretend that pro-life has some special completely opposite meaning when it’s Hilary Clinton speaking. IF she used the wrong word, she should issue a clarification.