I got my ears pierced just so people would stop telling me I was going into the wrong restroom. Didn’t help.

Dorothy Hamill that turned into bowl cut by inept stylist.

Bridget Sloan from the Beijing Olympic Team is competing at Florida.

You’ll have to pry my flip flops from my cold, dead feet.

Only 5 minutes? Damn your lucky. My dad is 30 minutes early to everything. If I’m not at least 15 minutes early I start panicking, but at least now I can just sit in the car and wait so everyone thinks I’m only 5 minutes early.

I’ve never seen a professional female ballet costume with long sleeves and pants. It would totally mess up the lines.

I think the majority draw is less the religious aspect and more the community one. I know several people who fake the religious part to maintain the connections and friendships the church provides.

Because there are so many of them, and those elections happen more often. It’s just too much, so people either don’t vote or vote the party line.

I think yesterday’s Slate article said the first 12 weeks were the most important.

I actually read Uncle Tom’s Cabin. I realize that a lot of the appeal/shock value had to do more with the culture at the time than with the book, but I didn’t find it particularly noteworthy. More Stephanie Meyers than Proust.

That was one of my first thoughts as well.

But you guys don’t use the employment test to weed out even mildly intelligent people and you train people to deal with mental illness, to the point you actually have specialized units that are called in those situations. Such foresight and professionalism is beyond us, apparently. We can’t even get our hospitals to…

Good lord, the teacher even gave someone their names?

I loved it, but I can see where it would put other people off. I particularly liked how she didn’t even try to put on a happy face and didn’t care if that bothered other people. If you haven’t dealt with people telling you to act sweet or smile your entire life, that probably doesn’t resonate with you the same way.

Hawaii came after Boston.

I remember from a reunion show that it was supposed to be 6 people in the house, but they loved Norm so much they put an extra bed in the hallway.

This one isn’t the young millennials’ fault. Road Rules started kicking people off after they failed challenges right after Survivor hit it big.

It depends. Before or after the eyebrow wax?

He is the one who stuck his tongue in someone’s mouth at a concert and they bit his tongue almost in half.

There needs to be like an MTVLand where they just show replays of old Real World, Road Rules, Daria, Beavis and Butthead, etc.