Mrs. Husband’s FirstName Husband’s LastName super pisses me off every time. It’s basically someone’s way of telling me that I don’t get a separate identity at all. Like, I can’t even have a first name?

Southern, Gen Y. I know no one who has kept their maiden name, and that includes all the women from my law school.

Not in the military, just southern. I think Mr and Mrs Husband’s name is correct when addressing the couple. The one that gets me is Mrs. Husband’s name, like you don’t even get a first name now either.

Apparently my natural brows are sperm shaped. :(

Is he cross-eyed?

My mother would call during when she knew the local church was having service, so she could check up on if I was attending or not. I learned not to answer.

They forget there’s another option.

I live in a hot climate. That ventilated back is the best thing ever.

Yep. Not to mention I would recommend an Osprey with the ventilated back panel.

Best.Present.Ever.

100 Year Anniversary coming up in 2016.

I think we all knew that when they double down on the entire “made” a clock thing.

It’s a nice change from Handmaid’s Tale.

What? They did away with our spicy nuggets and gave us Sriracha dipping sauce instead.

The state I was married in didn’t require any witnesses.

That would have been a good idea, but nope, those are just straight up bra straps. You can see the clasps.

In this case it probably was, but you have to consider that the judge has heard similar excuses hundreds if not thousands of times and they’ve been mostly complete bullshit. Work in some sort of front facing government job and you’ll become jaded really quickly.

I’m assuming he’s an older attorney, rather than a newly minted one. Don’t think he would find much opportunity in the current job market.

Wills and Estates involve more court time than you would think. Probate judges are the worst.

Everyone has quotas for new memberships, including the people who primarily work the floor.