Totally got me. I scrolled back up and guffawed.

Did you really have to use a photo of that dusty lizard at the top of this post?

I’m kind of sorry we won’t get to see Tulsi try to explain her vote on stage. Though, honestly, she’s not enough of a viable candidate anyway for anyone to go on the attack against her.

Nope, pretty glad nobody was hurt. Too bad she freaked out her family and couldn’t communicate the strength of her feelings in a better way, but she’s only 16. She’s got time to grow up.

Why do crazy white people LOVE writing long ass manifestos?

He says that literally every time he fires someone or an associate goes to prison. “I didn’t know them; we barely talked.” I swear he just copy and pastes those responses. Such transparent bullshit.

(And I LOVE that Trump is trying his best Mariah.  “I don’t know her”?!?  The guy donated millions to your election campaign.)

It’s amazing how the thought of spending years in federal prison refreshes the memory.

Yeah, I think people forgot who brought us Justin Bieber and who co-signed for Miley Cyrus.

I think we are all missing out on a golden opportunity. We need to start The Culture Vulture awards and even start a Culture Vulture Hall of Fame. You can have an award called the Vulture of the Year, Best Supporting Vulture, Best Gentrification of a City. I mean this could be a real money maker. You know like the…

T.I. wanted to cash in on the fascination that some black folks have with white people who “act black” and it worked for a minute. I don’t need The Breakfast Club to validate that. We know how it works.

I mean, it’s not like they’re using infrared or night vision technology to seek the cops out. Someone has to see a cop to report where he is. They’re visible. That’s why people can find them. Everyone knows where a police station is and people aren’t storming the gates attacking them.

So, what happens now? Can he petition to get his guns back after say. 90 days? Can he just go buy new guns? How does this work? I’m sure he’s already whining about being a “victim” and a “law abiding citizen” whose “rights are being trampled”.

Oh there will be..

Why are these allegedly superior folks always so damn weird- looking?

Wait did they take him to Wendy’s or Burger King? I mean he might’ve needed some energy to kill all those others.

What, without giving him an recruitment form to fill in to join the cops? They are improving then, I guess.

“There is evidence drunk drivers use the app...”

Don’t you know? It’s perfect OK to make money off of minorities as long as none of us get ‘uppity’ and desire being treated like a human being.

I have a family full of educators. Many are dedicated and hardworking professionals that love to teach.