Ugh, Moby Dick is a SPERM WHALE, not a HUMPBACK, duh, god.

No because (for some of us) it feels THAT AWESOME to run long distances that you no longer give a fuck. Not everyone, no, and it takes some training to get there, but goddamn, endorphins from long distances are like holding up your own personal pharmacy with only a pair of trainers.

i’m usually a gray on here but starring your comment took it out of the grays, and that made me so fucking happy i felt the need to share.

Your username is extremely meta and I love it.

But OMG, that sounds like it was actually a mistake.

Ha! I already had my shallow, temporary gratification today with takeout Thai food.

IS IT SOCCERTIME YET?!

Also, protip: If your friend is going to study abroad, don’t keep reminding him/her about how dangerous it is, it’s mean and you sound like a racist.

Nah, Newcastle will be like 12th. They signed a couple of studs, will score a bunch of goals, still have a leaky defense, and Mike Ashley will still laugh at everyone.

Haha aw that makes me laugh because my mom is petite she’s like 4’9 :}. BUT my mom is scrappy. She’s a no-nonsense, strong woman.

Seriously!! I can’t give this enough stars, my mom grew up in El Salvador during the 80s. My mom has seen so many atrocities that were brought on by the civil war.

lol fuck off with this. there’s nothing wrong with having a nanny. there are shitty parents with nannies and shitty parents without nannies. this is malarkey.

“I feel bad for the nanny — sounds like she’s a scapegoat”

I *just* realized I had a three syllable name. I’m in my mid thirties. I just never gave it much thought bc it was a name specifically chosen by my parents since it does not have a nickname, so pretty much everyone uses all three syllables all the time. HOWEVER when somebody actually gives me a nickname, love it. I…

My name, properly pronounced, requires an accent. But there’s an anglicised version I can get on board with. Just give me all my fucking syllables! That’s all I ask!

Or you could stop being THAT predictable meat-eating troll in a thread clearly not meant for you.

Preach my life sister! I usually just go with the nicknames though, saves me and everyone else the hassle. I also like having aliases. I tend to tell people to make up new nicknames for me just to see what nonsense they come up with for my unique name.

You mean for our Advil and our space dynamite? BAD ASS, I AM IN.

If that’s insufficiently obscure, you can always go with Stephen Crane Week, i.e. The Red Badge of Courage in the Face of Debilitating Cramps and Grossness.

I am very tired and it’s Scott Joplin Week over here, so I read that as “had anything to do with astral pastry.” And was like, suuuuuuuper interested in what an astral pastry might be.