Seriously. It’s not asking a lot. Simply address me how I’ve introduced myself to you. It’s basic courtesy.

That Brooke Hogan smells like balogna is something I not only believe, it is now the hill I will lie down and die on if called upon to do so.

I agree. My parents never really encouraged me or my sister to do any sports (or any other extra-curriculars, for that matter), partially I think because my mother associated them with noise and breaking things, and partially because they didn’t think they were very productive. They had that typical upwardly-mobile…

Hahahahaha, well she was a take charge woman all the way, and she took charge of me and another guy at the same time. My subconscious is a creative fucker.

At first I thought it was just a wife-joke and then I remembered and now I am again reminded why Clinton is such a good politician.

I don’t feel like you shared enough. More please.

I think she is sexy as hell.

In my family, I was the smart one AND the... well, kinda athletic one.

This is really helpful.

Just wanted to say, that I think this is a very well worded explanation. (That *didn’t* come across like ‘you’re so stupid for even asking’, which I think is important.) I think a lot of people really don’t associate the word with a cultural experience, which can cause the problem. (Which is, of course, different from…

We all know who came up with this.

That is true on the surface, but they used a white model, and the history of white people specifically appropriating things from black people specifically while also doing lots and lots of horrible things to black people is a long one. I don’t think the INTENT of this article was bad, but it showed a serious lack of…

My thoughts in real time:

Re the “isn’t that a twist out anyway?” my second reaction, after “holy shit, are you fucking kidding me?” was “that looks like Jewish hair, tho” (which is what I wake up with every morning).

Love yourself and like better people.

It is compound offensive, because they didn’t even racist right. That is not a fro, call it a twist-out or just rag curls. Within 20 mins that hair will look like Jennifer Grey’s in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, which is still cute but not fro.

No, I did not know this was a thing and now I am completely envious. I want that.

See, I know what a bachelor is. The crux of the joke is that I’d be sad and lonely but we have no real word for that for men.

Which you then used to mop up his remorseful tears, I assume.

Is he dead?