I think you’ll find most people will say slavery is wrong (I want to say “all” but I know and am unfortunately related to people who would jump at the opportunity to own slaves if it were socially acceptable) and yet slavery is still very much present and most Americans benefit from it. The trick is it’s quiet, or…

It’s walking that fine line between wearable and editorial and I’m into it. It looks like MAC’s Coppering and maybe Rule. Orange shadow definitely takes a careful approach, though.

I am having some kinda feelings after the nonstop misery parade that was the men’s World Cup. I pretty much took this entire season off from football because I was SO burned and I couldn’t face getting invested again. It’s like I’m afraid to love again, and yet I WANT to love. HEAL ME WITH YOUR MAJESTIC PONYTAILS AND…

No, we’re not going to ignore it, but we’re not going to let it poison the well, either. I said “I really want USA to win on offense so they can win AND Hope Solo won’t get any of the credit.”

YAY! Queequeg is a black pit who was abandoned when he was a few days old. His left front leg is mangled so it looks like a wing sticking up and it’s going to have to be amputated in the next few days. Since he was going to be a tripod my fella and I started going through famous characters/historical figures missing a…

Me too. I don’t live in the US anymore but I grew up in DC where the Fourth of July is, understandably, a big fucking deal. I think I’m just gonna sad it up by myself, maybe light a stick of dry spaghetti and pretend it’s a sparkler for maximum patheticness. (PS, my dog is named Queequeg!)

I think what’s kind, more than her words which were necessarily stilted, was that she gave him a boost of dignity during what is obviously a very difficult time for him. Yes he’s going through troubles right now but to have the judge mention the best of his character (“the nicest kid in middle school”) and genuinely…

Oh me too. We did a quick and dirty 24 hours in Paris after a month in Morocco and it was great. Just enough to get laid and buy some Hermès. And I have no objection to going exploring in an airport. I love airports! But anyone who thinks 20 minutes is an appropriate amount of time to make a terminal change in…

I got them. I was so furious by the time we landed in Dublin I walked straight to another ticket counter and attempted to buy a flight to Spain for just myself because I didn’t want to be saddled with those two messes. I haven’t traveled with them since.

You are my people. I once booked a trip with a four hour international layover just to be safe. I hate being late and missing a flight is literally the stuff of nightmares for me. Plane arrived on time but the two carefree knuckheads I traveled with (and whose trip I paid for) just fucked off for three and a half…

The people who put peas and other nefarious shit in guacamole are probably also the ones who call it “guac” in the first place, i.e., Not Your Friends.

The only abomination that should be on Cillian Murphy’s face is me.

ALL THE STARS for a filioque reference.

Highku, more like it.

Or, you know, 40.

I hope so. It’s been my experience that it takes a while for a lot of guys to grow up to the point where they’re secure enough to own their attraction to larger women instead of trying to keep it on the DL while dating more bro-approved types. Which isn’t to say various other types of fuckery doesn’t still run rampant…

What? It’s almost as if you don’t realize an erection is the ultimate magic scepter of approval. It’s like a barometer for female worth, but with veins and sometimes a faint hint of camembert. I mean, obviously.

Yep, they were definitely fake. There are plenty of ostrich farms in Texas since the meat is so good and the demand for full quill ostrich leather is high, but these were pressed leather and I hope it haunts him to his dying day.

So many of us do. That’s why I wish penises worked like Etch a Sketches.

Yeah the “I’m not normally into bigger girls but...” guys. And I swear most of them think it’s a compliment. I think a lot of them —especially the ones in their early 20’s— really ARE into bigger girls, but don’t want to admit it because #reasons. Thankfully I noticed a sharp decline in that after about 30.