Word has it that Lou Holtz’s speech has long plagiarized Peter Gammons’ tweets.

The discrepancy in talent between these two sides is so big you wonder if they’re even playing the same sport. This should really put any fanboys on notice just how far off American football really is. This team and this country SUCKS at soccer. They have some mid-level talent in the backline and Pulisic is promising…

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

Picture what you think Ted Diadiun looks like in your mind.