I'll just leave this right here....

It bears repeating:

If you're pro-life, you better fucking be on this woman's side and supportive of making corporations treat pregnant women fairly in the workplace or you're a goddamn hypocrite.

When I read the headline I made a flippant "ByeFelipe" comment to myself and now all I can think is "Jesus, take the fucking wheel already!!!"

"When IS it ok for me to talk to a woman on the street"? I am so fucking sick of that one. Dude, didn't your mama ever teach you not to talk to strangers? It's that. Just that. That's the rule. Shutthefuckup, because no woman on the street cares about your boner.

"Nobody touched her"

Also, there are a great many misconceptions about how Easter went down.

I would say something along the lines of <This is immature, own your shit.

I went to all those hippy classes to and when it came time for my second all that went out the window. My little dude was a flipper, 40 weeks pregnant and he kept flipping, head up, head sideways, head down, head back up. So we had to schedule a c-section because he was sideways, which makes even a breech birth…

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not…

The NFL kind of reminds of those dudes who say they "love women" because they love to have sex with them.

Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"

I would totally listen to Black Panther country music.I've also always wished I had the musical chops to pull of a Black Panther / 80s music cover band, called Huey Newton and the News.

Black-footed cats are highly unsociable animals that seek refuge at the slightest disturbance. When cornered, they are known to defend themselves fiercely

"I just can't believe it's over, Dave. We founded D&G's Tacky as Fuck Wedding Centerpiece Emporium with such high hopes."

I...admit to having punched my husband in the crotch when he snuck up on me in a darkened hallway. I had no idea who he was, and he grabbed me from behind. He agreed afterwards that he wasn't thinking and that he was proud of me for thinking on my feet. But yeah. Unexpected touching? Nuh uh.

DEAR WORLD - KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OTHER PEOPLE UNLESS YOU'RE SAVING THEIR LIFE OR YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO PUT HANDS ON THEM.