Maybe we need a second opinion from Dr. Doge. I'm pretty sure he's just as qualified as Rove, Ham OR Karl.

If his funeral isn't held in secret it is going to be the biggest Gay Pride Parade in history. It will be so gay the Kinsey Scale will have to use scientific notation to measure The Gay around Topeka.

A few years ago I landed on the "best costume" judging committee for the neighborhood 4th of July celebration All of us voted for the 5 year old girl who was clearly adopted from China. This was never mentioned in our discussion, she just had the best outfit. All of us but one old geezer who said we couldn't have…

Thanks for looking out for my mother's best interest against her wishes! She'll be thrilled to know that a new effective treatment for her chronic debilitating back pain is a bad idea because people might abuse it, which is totally unlike absolutely every other drug in the history of mankind. Clearly our first concern…

There are currently policy proposals being considered to prescribe naloxone (opiate overdose reversal medication) with every prescription for an opioid. The prescription for naloxone would include training in how to reverse a potentially fatal overdose. Overdose can be prevented!

This is just more proof that Miami Dolphins management is beyond incompetent. Fuck the "locker room culture" bullshit. This is a business, and they're screwing up some basic stuff.

For fuck's sake, this isn't rocket science. It's called bodily integrity. When men get pregnant, they can have all the abortions they want.

I'm a big fan of the current trend of victim shifting. Forget the mistreated transgendered individual, will someone please think of the intolerant people?!

I do this—mostly for my youngest because my oldest is the girliest of girly girls despite all the blue and gender non-specific clothes I put her in when she was little. Maybe she's rebelling... I usually buy pretty plain things because I like simple, but if I buy things with pictures/words I tend to buy them from…

Yuuuup. And the sad part is I was saying a lot of that before, too. And then I thought about all of the kick-ass women who could play the Doctor: Anna Chancellor, Ruth Wilson, Helen Mirren, Tilda Swinton...

Can I call her a bitch? I don't know how you guys feel about that word but I wanna call her little ignorant ass a bitch. No? Oh well. This is just so rude and disrespectful. I'm gonna take the high road and assume that her Daddy didn't really know about this but it still makes my stomach turn. She doesn't seem to care…

I'm one of those moral criminals that so many people hate. I've had two abortions. The first was because I became pregnant after I was raped. The second one was a lot more complicated. I was 22 and mentally ill. There's not a nicer way to say it. I was suffering from PTSD from what had happened to me at the age of 18…

Thanks for this article and everyone's comments. This is the first Father's day that he is dead. I haven't had to pretend to celebrate fathere's day with him for over a decade, because I'm an adult. But this year - I'm really really angry. He was a shit - abusive in all senses of the word, mentally ill, addicted…

i have spoken to men who call it "less feminine" for women to have hair. it makes no sense

I'm saying I didn't read YOUR comment, you sad little neckbeard.

...and the embarrassing half-step-cousin evolutionary biologists shake their heads sadly at.

I'm confused. As a Michigan resident, I was unaware that the state had an abstinence-only sex ed policy, so went to the state's website and it doesn't appear to be true. Here's a success story about sex education that included the establishment of an LGBTQ youth group, not exactly the stuff of conservative policy.

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If you eat prawns or shrimp then the texture of cicada, grasshopper or locust should not be too challenging.