My husband told me when he got home from work. I practically yelled at him, told him to stop fucking around and jokes like that are mean. Fuck 2016.

My hometown has the grave of the ‘man with the branded hand’ (he got the letters ss branded as punishment for helping escaped slaves, ss standing for slave stealer) and the number of cars with Confederate flag decals is staggering.

Do I want to know why Terry Crews wearing a pigtail wig and holding an ak47?

I just heard about this! Took them long enough!

My sister voted for Johnson. Her husband voted Trump. I avoided Thanksgiving like the proverbial plague.

She had nothing to do with the water crisis itself. She’s just tried to get help and accountability from the state.

Did Democrats appoint emergency managers who were only accountable to them? Did Democrats decline to spend the 100 bucks a day to treat the Flint River water? Did Democrats actively cover up the fact that lead was leaching into the drinking water of children? Did Democrats react to voters soundly rejecting expanded EM…

I turned to my husband when the blind giy died and said ‘This is a fucking Hamlet ending, isn’t it?’ I hate being right.

I feel the stairs fear! When I was very young, I was carrying a basket of laundry down to the basement, missed a step or two, and tore the living shit out of my ankle. I didn’t break anything, that would have healed. No, every bit of soft tissue was mangled, and I continue to have problems at nearly 40. At least the…

I would also recommend Selu: Seeking the Corn Mother’s Wisdom by Awiakta, if you can find a copy. It’s pretty amazing.

Even if he isn’t as rich as he claims to be, surely he can afford a tailor and a stylist. That suit is fucking hideous.

Is there enough temperature variation to cause that much expansion and contraction though? I was thinking maybe some kind of debris, but I’m pretty sure anything big enough to make a noise on the hull would also be big enough to put a hole in it.

I have tried to get into Liu’s (that is is surname, yeah?) work, but what I’ve read is so fucking depressing! I couldn’t get past the first few chapters of The Three Body problem because his description of the Cultural Revolution was so disturbing. And the one where they turned Earth into a spaceship...

I’ve never smelled electricity (or been pregnant), but I always knew when a CRT TV or monitor was on - they had this really distinct, high pitched whine that was annoying as fuck, especially when I had a headache.

In my first communion class, the teacher actually gave us non-blessed wafers so we could know in advance how disgusting they are. I guess they didn’t want kids tantruming or spitting them out on the big day.

Pro forced birth is descriptive, but clunky. I like anti choice and/or terrorists.

This is the same administration that’s trying to get out of a court order to deliver clean drinking water to Flint residents with contaminated pipes and no filters, claiming that it will be too expensive. (just treating the water properly would have been even cheaper, but gods know logic doesn’t seem to be a priority…

2017 should at least have the courtesy to not suck as much as 2016. But I’m not likely to get shingles again, so that should help...

They’ll probably come after us pagans at the same time...

Ugh, we sometimes get alewives dying off and washing up on the beach. Nothing says summer fun like decaying fish!