I have a ginormous scar on my scalp from a run in with the outside wall of my elementary school. I figure the doc just thought it would never see the light of day and didn’t bother to make it pretty. So no shaved head for me!

That is one gorgeous man! Who is he?

I noticed that we didn’t get to see Mrs March. I think that Gagas character would be too obvious, but the timeline fits, and AHS is not always subtle...

For a second, I thought the tour would be on a boat, going to shipwreck sites! And that would be just as interesting to me as haunted places in Chicago, because Lake Michigan will fuck your shit up if you don’t pay attention.

She played Mimi in the final cast of Rent, and I honestly liked her performance more than any I’ve heard. The actual final performance is available to download and probably stream, it’s damned impressive.

There’s a place in Kalamazoo where the fountain sodas have double syrup, but the thought of drinking it straight is just... ew.

Is that tatting? It looks like crocheted pinapple motifs to me.

If it’s safe, Miralax. I had horrible constipation post-surgery, and that did the trick. It wasn’t a hell of a lot of fun, but nothing involving poop is.

Well, that’s horrific. And... Really, really hard to follow. Does no one have user names on 4chan?

Too damn believable.

MRA, religious nutbar or Tea Partier?

“If you’re pre-born, you’re great. Once you’re born, you’re fucked.”

I wonder how long it will take for her to figure out that she’s being used by the religious right. They don’t give a rat’s ass about her as a person, and they’ll drop her like a hot potato when they’re done using her to score culture war points. If she weren’t such a manifestly disgusting excuse for a human being, I…

I honestly don’t think she’s even trying to help, she’s just passing her issues on to us.

Want to know what this shit leads to? My grandma bullied me about my weight for YEARS. Now even looking at the readout when I’m on a scale can trigger a bout of disordered eating.

WIccans have been fighting for a long time to get their religion recognized, but since the witchcraft and wizardry in Harry Potter had nothing whatsoever to do with actual Wicca (it being a religion and not a bunch of fun stuff made up to amuse kids and adults)...

He reminds me so much of my dad in those pictures. Dad had that same joy on his face when he was around little ones. One of my biggest regrets is that he never got to meet his amazing grandson. ... ... And now I’m gonna go cry for a bit and then hug my nephew.

Well, I was way off!

Dutch Reformed? My grandpa’s family did that, he told my grandma he would haunt her forever if she did that to him. Instead we had a pretty awesome party.

I did not have to watch a video before my hysterectomy! I now feel somewhat cheated!