I heard this guy on npr last month! Glad to see there’s something good coming out of Flint, because that place is a literal hellhole right now.

I worked at a grocery store during the Thanksgiving lead up and it was hell. Just so, so awful, I got to the point that I wanted to stab people. But my godson was born the day before Thanksgiving (early enough for me to run to work), so I floated through a difficult shift with a smile on my face. I think it annoyed…

Don’t these assclowns have actual news to distort and lie about?

While my visit to Lamberts was many years ago, they don’t throw the rolls very hard, and only when you request one. It’s not like they’re throwing delicious baked goods around willy-nilly.

I would have been curled up in the fetal position at the starting line, waiting for the opiates to kick in so I could go back to bed. I don’t miss my periods. At all.

My nephew loves aliens, toy trucks, makeup and purses. My mom has one in a particularly eye searing pink and orange paisley that he ADORES. Fuck the kiddie gender binary.

For me, it’s partly laziness, but mostly lack of talent. I just don’t GET how makeup is supposed to work, how to apply it, what colors look good, etc. Plus, it takes valuable reading time.

When I have the patience, explaining why and how I no longer have ‘that time of the month’ to dudebros is highly amusing.

IIRC, abortions and abortion related services are only 3% of what pp does.

I heartily second this - I’ve been seeing a nurse practitioner for years, she is amazing. My gyn surgeon, on the other hand... She was very good and mostly professional, but I could tell that she was VERY uncomfortable dealing with my fat and ridiculously healthy body. But she did what I hired her to do and I had a…

Do Michigan dems have anyone who can win the governor’s race?

Good point...

Honestly, I’d be likely to just let the dumbfucks get their comeuppance. You’re dim enough to try to feed an elk? Just let me back the fuck up and get 911 pulled up, then go for it!

Ugh,SO MANY people tried to convince us to convince dad to try some alternative therapy or diet when he was sick. The temptation to punch was strong...

Did... Did this Brandi person... give herself a Glasgow smile? On purpose?

Dude, if you can afford to dye your hair, you can afford to dye your damn beard. Also your opinions are garbage and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Ugh, that song... I actually had to remind my manager that she could change the music, because she looked ready to punch someone every time that one came up. So we had Queen and reggae for a bit.

I was working at Borders when Barbara Streisands studio album came out (2005ish), and I had to hear that fucking thing all the way through at least twice a shift. We were talking about pooling our money to either take out a hit or make a bonfire of the entire stock.

Do I have to?

My sisters in law threw my shower, I would have been happier to just skip it. Luckily one of them shared their plans for sex related games BEFORE the event, so I was able to make it clear that I did not want to talk about sex in front of my grandmas.