I don’t think this bra fits her...

It’s too big to be realistic. Man buns are puny, that’s why they are so delighful. It’s like erasers that look like sushi or donut holes. It’s charm is in its minature-ness.

Already making ‘Merica Great Again.

Unless Baby Hitler was on life support in a permanently vegetative state leading Ma and Pa Hitler to make the unimaginable decision to remove the feeding tube. In that case, Jeb! would totally be all “You can’t just kill Hitler like that. I’ll get my brother to convene Congress to save baby Hitler.”

I particularly enjoyed how the Raj inflicted laws criminalising homosexuality and those of non-binary gender, when Indian society has generally been pretty relaxed about such things until that point. This is the sort of stuff UKIP classes as bringing civilisation to the world, and get stroppy when it's taught in…

honorable mentions:

YOU do not get to decide how your employees live or what they do when they are not working. If you refuse to offer them comprehensive health care benefits, then don’t offer benefits and pay whatever fines you’re facing because of your “beliefs.” The workers in American have got to take back the country for their own…

So do you get equally upset when you pay school taxes but don’t have children? Or pay for police and fire/rescue without ever calling 911?

Apparently that 175 year history involved being all up in their employees ovaries? It’s tradition! Not being able to dictate their employees medical decisions means they’re being persecuted.

What happened to individual freedoms? No one is oppressing your fucking religion because they want to take birth control. It has nothing to do with you or your religion! If you don’t want to cover it, you have no right to demand that no one else covers it.

i’m sorry that the political climate of myanmar and the misogyny of the world have made travelling difficult for you. it sounds super rough.

well you’re a fresh bowl of terrible.

And also who cares? Shouldn’t we be encouraging kids to play real sports, not the sport of cheering on men playing another sport?

what about my monogrammed thermos? is that going to be Christmas themed?

“The absence of snowflakes on the cups “denies the hope of Jesus,” one woman claims.”

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I thought 69ing was sex, though I didn’t know that that was what it was called.

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

Good thing I forgot to renew my homosexuality subscription, then!

Glad she did something, though, and didn’t have the “Oh, I don’t have girls so it doesn’t affect me” thing. THIS is how boys learn what’s right and what equality means.