Correction: Fat people have *blistering hot amazeballs sex* all the time.

Ugh. I don't know how I feel about this. On the one hand I doubt anyone wants to see that sex tape, me included. On the other hand I sort of feel like all these enthusiastically negative reactions slightly show the limits of our body acceptance rhetoric here.

Ok so my first reaction to the Mama June thing is to go 'er no thanks'. But then I read a lot of other comments to that effect and I thought about it a little. Is our strong reaction to that simply because shes a fat woman? Like, fat people have perfectly enjoyable sex all the time, but as a society our gut reaction…

amen, sister...

Oh, lordy... my late husband had a waterbed when I moved in with him. I put up with that shit for three years, and when I got back from deployment with some cash we bought a new bed that didn't slosh when we had sex. It was nice to be able to get out of bed without handholds.

Oh god. You win the "Worst witness to parental sexy time" award. Hands down.

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. I feel for you.

Did they have to put a quarter in it like one of those old Magic Fingers beds?

Not to knock your culinary skills at all, but you could cover an old shoe in fresh strawberries and ganache and it would be delicious. I am imagining your pie with a shortbread crust and whipped cream garnish, and I hope Martha cried.

Yes! It is supposed to be like this, not like people who are describing it as "pecan pie without pecans". It is not to be a pie shell with corn syrup in it and nothing else.

a pie that was basically a pile of fresh strawberries covered in chocolate ganache and left to set.

Chess pie doesn't have to be sickly sweet, though. It can be just a custard pie, except there is corn flour in the custard.

All the single ladies (All the single ladies)

Good thing your inferiority complex isn't showing. That would be embarrassing.

I feel like spiking the football in the face of everyone that watched that goddamned poverty porn TV show. Guess what, dickholes- turns out abuse is endemic at that level, and apparent if you dig even a little bit

That's my slow sex jam!

I was coming here to say the same thing about Coach

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

Hmmm... not bad but I notice a lack of black church ladies and butches.