I am finally in my first non-abusive-in-any-way relationship and I am still looking for signs, just in case. I used to say, not even jokingly, that maybe I shouldn’t date anyone in any serious way, since the next one will probably kill me. My ex-husband never hit me, but I believe he just barely held himself back from…

It’s very distracting and he should know better. I love what he’s saying, but seeing him chewing his cud like that, it works better just listening to it and not watching.

I’m well aware of the legality of firearms. I’m also a firm believer that firearms should not be in the hands of people who have committed domestic assaults. Several states have laws that compel the police to confiscate firearms when they respond to a domestic violence call.

I don’t. Should I? I am very much an idiot.

I know it’s true because it happened to me. I wouldn’t call myself a ‘Hollywood insider’ but I post about how I’m a production assistant and see a lot of shit.

Sorry dear, if she indeed “pleaded with him” not to go through with the shooting, that has nothing to do with cause and effect. That means she knew he was planning to do something and that it was something he shouldn’t do. So unless part of her learning disability involves sudden amnesia, I don’t buy it.

My favorite storied student simile is: “The boat glided across the lake just like a bowling ball wouldn’t.”

• I’m going to cut everyone here’s legs off and arms off and there’s going to be torsos and I’m going to throw them in the pool and I’m going to fuck up this entire damn thing. Chad Patrick Bateman
  

His West Side Story bit was hilarious.