I once put my dick in an air blade.

Nothing more to see here. Put your boners down.

The year was 1987. Location: Left field. It was my first year playing tee ball. The coach at the time took things a little too seriously and I was very intimidated by him. I really had to use the bathroom in the middle of an inning but was too afraid to ask the coach. Instead, I just pissed my tee ball pants. I cried.…