Died in the cybertruck the other night because I couldn’t get out.

LOL, considering anything the nutty GOP says in congress as real proof of anything that can hold legal water is a massive stretch.

Let me rush out and buy a car from this piece of shit.

I’ll be dead and buried afore I drive on a bridge all lit up in the colors of the French flag! You made a powerful enemy today DeSantis. A powerful enemy.

It really shouldn’t be hard to flip a Land Cruiser in today’s world.

I want a girl with a short skirt

She’s changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She’s mowing down pedestrians with a white Chrysler Lebaron

He says he’s a doctor but I don’t see any markings, white coat or stethoscope so I think it’s only fair for someone to pull a gun on him, force him to the ground, make him show his medical board credentials and his med school degree for good measure because everyone knows what’s going on in the US with people…

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty” which is why I pulled a gun on an innocent man until he proved he wasn’t guilty. Flawless victory.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

In this video, Sandy Munro, an openly huge supporter, passive friend, and investor in Musk’s ventures (we’ll get into that later), tries to make the argument that firing a 500+ person team due to a management disagreement on the crown jewel of Tesla that is its charging services division, makes sense and that not only…

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose newspaper told him to suck it
They did not approve
And told him to move
From public beach where he had stuck it

Drove his truck into town

There once was a man from Nantucket

“Do not taunt happy fun ball.”

Most shocking acceleration modes in Teslas you HAVE to try to believe;

The truck does have a censor for the front of the frunk’s door

Get a grip. BMW turn signal engineers manage to keep it together. Be more like them. 

It’s the car they* didnt want you** to have.

I don’t know why the two-time Miss Universe pageant winner and inventor of the internal combustion engine would be doing something like this.